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giving you the right words to call out boozers

I said it... I texted it...
Texting is cool. When's it not cool? Probably when you get the "u n me go drinkin" text for the 10,000th time. Or say you're just about to fall asleep and your phone buzzes with all too important "i'm wazted" text. They gotta cut that crap out... time to text them on it...

	Can’t go 2 yer party. B like social death. Ur an instant a-hole when u drink. Just add booze.
	Tks for 300 texts on how drunk u r. FYI… I got it by the 3rd
	Yer drunken FB wall posts r like dead puppy sad. How do I block u in real life?
	Don’t drink n text. Makes u sound 5 x dumber than u r.
	Not 2night. U cant even spell sober let alone be it.
	U suck beer bottles like a baby n I’ll need more than $8/hr to babysit u again, puker.
	Checkin out a movie Friday night, all fun with no drunken drama.
	New-b drinker? Maybe. But uve been a tool 4 years.
	Nothing classier than a hickey and a blackout.

	Luv u! Just not yer drunken jackass friends! ttyl
	Pass on Friday. I’m not yer babysitter, cabbie, or pimp. U drink alone.
	Sat night… r u getting pist n just pissin yerself again? Too wet n wild 4 me.
	U drink like a fish then smell like fish a$$. L8r
	Vomitology. The study of morons who can’t hold their booze. I’ll skip.
	Not 2nite. U r a pain in the a$$ when u drink.
	Note2self. Tequila n gummi bears r NOT as much fun coming up as they r going down.
	Dear zombies. There r drunk people out 2night. Please eat them.
	Guess what I’m doin now? Same things as 2 minutes ago! Don’t drink n text ya tool.

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